July 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
Me: Have you been keeping up with the Casey Anthony trial?
Zack: Kind of. Why?
Me: Well, did you see the whole thing about how she Googled "chloroform," "breaking necks" and....something else terrible?
Zack: Rascal Flatts?
Me: What?
Zack: Rascal Flatts. That's pretty terrible.
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
5 posts
February 2011
2 posts
streeter:
Dear Women,
For too long now we’ve misunderstood each other. We are both rational creatures—to a point—but due to our unique hormonal makeups we act in ways that baffle each other. This will never stop, of course, but we can each attempt to shed some light on our thoughts and actions in an effort to understand each other more. Speaking for men, allow me to say…
When we go out to...
January 2011
11 posts
Death of frat shirts :-(
Me: Let's pretend we're back in college and I'm shacking.
Husband: Ok.
Me: SO ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE CLOTHES.
Husband: Oh, ok. Do you need clothes?
Me: Yes.
Husband: Do you want pants or shorts?
Me: Shorts.
Husband: Ok. Here you go.
Me: THIS IS A PLAIN T-SHIRT. WHO SHACKS IN PLAIN T-SHIRTS? YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
Husband: There it is...GOAL! Who knocked it in? Pietrangelo?
“H.A.M.” and “Going Through Hell” and a coin...
Today this happened:
I, after a fair amount of beers discovered new tracks by “The Streets” as well as Kanye West and Jay-Z. Profound stuff happened (supposedly).
Then this happened in my brain:
I love the The Steets and Kanye West allot. It’s a confusing affliction trust me. Young rappers from very different places (London and Chicago respectively) have both released 3 records that have...
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Tucker Max illuminates the finer aspects of...
Today this happened:
I finished reading Tucker Max’s second book “Assholes Finish First”. Airport Security asks me if the title is true (why me? no fucking clue) I respond, “Well they certainly finish and that’s pretty entertaining.”
Then this happened in my brain:
I genuinely enjoy reading Tucker Max’s stories. They make me laugh and I totally respect...
25th Hour doesn't care about black people.
Today this happened:
One of my coworkers whom is not white said to me, “You said “25th Hour” was a good movie, but you didn’t say it was going to be THE MOVIE.”
Then this happened in my brain:
25th Hour is one of if not the (along with Good Will Hunting and Empire Strikes Back and movies involving Hobbits) greatest film I have ever seen. I don’t remember the...
Radio Ga Ga and Lady GaGa are "it's complicated"...
Today this happened:
I listened to the Queen’s “Radio Ga Ga” for the 500th time in response to seeing Lady GaGa news somewhere on the internet.
Then this happened in my brain:
“We hardly need to use our ears.” Is my favorite line from Queen’s “Radio GaGa” and I have to think it’s Lady GaGa’s as well. Every time I hear a Lady GaGa song I...
My New Year's Resolution
On any given day I think to myself, “My thoughts on [whatever] have to be mildly relevant to someone other than me… and if I was gambling (which I constantly am) someone might find said thoughts either relevant or humorous, maybe both.” So I have resolved perhaps out of vast amounts of vanity and narcissism that if I post one a day all year on this here tmblr page maybe...
November 2010
1 post
Pictures and Conversations: Heavens to Murgatroid,... →
picturesandconversations:
You guys, Halloween to me is like, the scariest of all holidays. I know you may be thinking, well duh, Halloween is supposed to be scary. But no, really.
It’s because of what’s on TV.
All the channels are playing scary movies constantly.
Now, I can hang with the serial killer movies. Like…
This made my day.
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
5 posts
listening to "Kanye West - Power feat. Dwele" →
okay lets do this
August 2010
12 posts
listening to "Deftones - CMND_CTRL" →
Another fun show with Herschel!
creativedifferences:
Playing with Herschel is always a blast. They have such a great energy.
Missed it? Our next show is Saturday, September 4th at 7pm at the PIT with Student Driver, hosted by Matt Fried!
—-> Facebook Event !!
Herschel w/ Creative Differences @ The PIT!!! →
creativedifferences:
We were asked to play with our friends Herschel this Saturday, August 21st at the PIT at 7pm.
Get your tickets early. $5 online/$8 at the door. Save three dollars by clicking the link and buying today.
July 2010
3 posts
Here are short lists pertaining to movies.
Great movies that might win shit:
Restrepo
Toy Story 3
The Losers (wont win anything but I sure loved it)
Movies I am excited about seeing:
The Expendables
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (new book monday night as well athankyou)
Middle Men (Luke Wilson and Porn!)
Winnebago Man
Inception
The Social Network (Fincher!)
TRON (Thats a goddamn trailer)
Somewhere (Coppola!)
MIGHT NOT SUCK:
...
June 2010
7 posts