December 2009
12 posts
Dirk at a Talent Agency
At a talent agency of moderate repute in New York City during my second audition.
Agent: That’s all really great Dirk… Now tell us why do you want to be an actor?
Me: Well… because I can’t sing or dance.
(pause)
Me: Wow, you guys actually genuinely want to know?
Agent: Yes we actually want to know.
(they did)
Me: I’m sorry it’s just weird to have...
listening to "Snow Patrol - How to be Dead" →
im predictable
listening to "Ryan Bingham - The Weary Kind (Theme... →
Here is your new favorite song, your welcome.
Here is a list of things that happened some Friday...
1- Dirk got off work at 1am to meet his fraternal brother at a bar in lower Manhattan, this is where things take a turn for the worst.
2- It becomes readily apparent that I am an inappropriate amount of sober for this crowd… I see this as a challenge.
3- It becomes readily apparent that no one likes the girls at the table, due to equal parts stupidity and alcohol. It also comes to my...
listening to "Manchester Orchestra - I Can Feel A... →
I said that i’m just fine
Vimeo Sued By Capitol Records Over Lip Dubs →
joshruben:
zachklein:
I roared with a belly laugh when I read this headline in bed earlier today. Could Capitol Records truly be this misguided? Do they not realize that if you were to sort Internet brands by those most emblematic of creativity — not piracy — that Vimeo would line up at the top? Lip-dubbing is harmless and perfectly fun, and ultimately will define the aesthetic of an Internet...
listening to "Ryan Adams - I Taught Myself How To... →
“Dirk, in the future, everything will be invented.”
– D-Wat. (via dannybobanny)
Best movies of the last ten years
I have the day off and since I see these list all around right now I figure I should make one. I really toiled over this (good lord what does that say about me!)
1. 25th Hour
2. No Country For Old Men
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. The Life Aquatic
5. Lord of the Rings
6. Children of Men
7. BrokeBack Mountain
8. The Lives of Others
9. American Psycho
10. Inglorious...
listening to "Radiohead - Karma Police" →
HORAY
listening to "The Raconteurs - Rich Kid Blues" →