Death of frat shirts :-(
| Me: | Let's pretend we're back in college and I'm shacking. |
| Husband: | Ok. |
| <long pause> | |
| Me: | SO ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE CLOTHES. |
| Husband: | Oh, ok. Do you need clothes? |
| Me: | Yes. |
| Husband: | Do you want pants or shorts? |
| Me: | Shorts. |
| Husband: | Ok. Here you go. |
| <hands me clothes> | |
| Me: | THIS IS A PLAIN T-SHIRT. WHO SHACKS IN PLAIN T-SHIRTS? YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. |
| <another stupid pause> | |
| Husband: | There it is...GOAL! Who knocked it in? Pietrangelo? |
